Though I'm not sure about you readers out there, as much as I love badass villains, I sound about as threatening as a chiuahua with a sore throat. Fortunately, for all us wannabe evil villains and mad scientists out there, the iMEvil app features video game voice talent to help us strike fear into goody two-shoe heroes, or at least just people next to you on the bus. 

By the rules of video game logic, to ever truly be considered a threat you must have clever, dark catch phrases and a deep, dark laugh of foreboding. Created by Techpad Productions,the iMEvil soundboard utilizes the voice of David Sobolov to create a plethora of evil laughter, catch phrases, and commands. In case you don't recognize David Sobolov, he's been a voice actor in the games Halo Wars, Modern Warfare, 50: Bulletproof, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, Spider-Man 2 and more, typically cast as villains.

Just think of the potential. With the audio clip "prepare to serve me!" I can strike fear into cashiers and waiters everywhere! Now I can say all sorts of evil phrases anytime I want...Oh Techpad Productions, what horrors you have unleashed upon the world muahahaha.

Check out some audio samples on the iMEvil website or just download it on itunes.